Q: Any progress?
A: See latest news on the main page. If there's progress, it'll be right there.
Q: What about that "Japanese NAND d..."
A ...Fake. No, no, just stop right there. It was a fake. Someone rar'd up a bunch of random junk data and posted it to gbafail for April Fool's day. Fake.
Q But but they said it was encrypted and Japanese how do YOU know it might have been r...
A ...No! Shut up. Fake. RANDOM. GARBAGE. DATA.